PACOIMA UNIVERSITY

San Fernando Valley's Foremost Online School and
the World's only Correspondence Medical School



   Thank you for visiting Pacoima University's website, but at the present time we are not accepting new students or candidates for advanced degrees, due to the indictment and upcoming trial of our Dean of Admissions.

   We would like to take this opportunity to thank the many alumni who have expressed their support for our Dean, including the well-known author and psychotherapist, Doctor Nick Shoveen. Some of his best-selling books are shown below:

   Please check this website in a few years, for an update on our Dean's legal situation.




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Phone Sex Manual by Dr. Nick Shoveen Ph.D.
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The Female to English Dictionary
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A Guide to Meeting Women
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How to be a Porno Producer
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Sex For Idiots
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How Not to Get Married: An absolute must-read for people of any age who are considering getting married for their first time. Included is an honest discussion of marital problems caused by differences in religion, lack of communication about sex, monetary problems,and many more areas that can stress a marriage, plus how to avoid these problems by advance planning - and the importance of a pre-nuptial agreement.
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Phone Sex Manual: This popular book shows how with a minimum investment, you can make more than $200/hour working from the privacy of your own home, with no boss and no overhead. Covers everything you need from incoming phone lines, hiring 'actresses,' and much more.
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What Women Really Mean: This Female-to-English dictionary is a guide to interpreting & manipulating the female thought process and gives any male an even chance in dealing with a female.
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Meeting Women: A comprehensive system for making the acquaintance of new females in any situation, from a funeral, to a wedding, in a bookstore, a market, a singles bar, etc.
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How to be a Porno Producer: This title covers everything from casting, location finding and legal matters, to show how to produce your own low-budget porno movie.
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Sex & Relationship Advice
for the Compete Idiot:
After reading the first few paragraphs of this book, you will either want to obtain the rest of it for your reading pleasure, or join Gloria Allred as she leads a female, torch-bearing lynch mob up the mountain to the author's castle, ignoring the chortling delight of Rush Limbaugh.
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